Economic models explained

Today’s post is poking fun at various ‘isms’ and we thought it might provide some light humour given the usual serious tone of our articles, just to reiterate, this is for laughs, for those readers who have made accusations in the past that we have no sense of humour…. Your right! This is a copy/paste from an email forward!

How do you explain economic models when starting with nothing more than two cows? SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away…

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and …

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