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Emergency Budget Blues

  • Posted by Karl Deeter on 9 April 2009 - Leave a Comment - Printer Friendly Version
  • Emergency Budget blues
    - to listen to the song click the
    orange link to the right (budgetblues)

    I got emergency budget blues
    Emergency budget blues
    I’m so poor I can’t afford to ‘pay attention’
    don’t know what I’ll do
    And Brian’s telling you
    here’s what we’re gonna do

    levy’s on income, levy’s on health
    Tax like you’ve never seen
    we’ll rape your pocket n’ steal your wealth
    until we fix the economy
    we made the mistakes, but you foot the bill
    we’ll promise we’ll change but we never will.

    Emergency budget blues,
    And old recession blues
    I have enough gloom and doom
    for the whole damn room
    And all the pensioners too
    So I’m tellin’ you
    Here’s what they’re gonna do….

    Tax my savings taxed my earnings
    And raise up CGT
    After the state is done with my cash
    Will there be any left for me?
    It doesn’t pay to work,
    I’ll join the dole que
    But they’re all screwed
    Cause’ they chopped that too!

    This year I made a small fortune
    Investing in property
    I started off with a big fortune
    And loans on interest only
    Now I’m 25% more in the red
    Since they cut my mortgage relief

    Emergency budget blues
    Got Emergency budget blues
    so poor I can’t afford to pay… attention
    don’t know what I’ll do
    Brians telling you
    here’s what we’re gonna do

    Santa won’t come this Christmas
    for those who are unemployed
    we’ll label you un-patri-otic
    if the budget gets you annoyed.
    Half the childcare supplement now
    And in o-10 it is totally void.

    This here recession
    put me in a depression
    I’m afraid to watch t.v.
    In case the views
    I hear in the news
    are the final death of me
    And if those sonsabitches
    thought they could
    they’d tax the air I breath!

    chorus.

    2 Responses to “Emergency Budget Blues”

    1. Cockerspaniel Says:

      Well done. Am looking forward to your joining the Ukalele Orchestra of Great Britain.

    2. PatEx-Pat Says:

      Nice one.Why not make a youtube video with a couple of pictures to go along with the song, im sure it would be a hit.

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